With just 23 days left to go, 2020 is showing no signs of stopping its year-long streak of throwing the most random events directly into our faces. So, meet the new hot and sexy Colonel Sanders played by Mario Lopez in a Lifetime Original Mini-Movie, A Recipe for Seduction. (Yup, all of those words are real.) According to Variety, this unholy creation is basically a 15-minute advertisement for KFC, but the good news is there’s free food involved if your body can survive this sensual journey into the world of 11 herbs and spices. To promote social distancing, KFC is away free extra crispy tenders to anyone who makes a $20 order through Uber Eats for lunch during the event.
Here’s the synopsis for A.C. Slater playing a horned up Colonel Sanders because what is reality anymore? Via Lifetime:
As the holidays draw near, a young heiress contends with the affections of a suitor handpicked by her mother. When the handsome chef, Harland Sanders, arrives with his secret fried chicken recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravels the mother’s devious plans. Will our plucky heiress escape to her wintry happily ever after with Harland at her side, or will she cave to the demands of family and duty?
Not only did Lifetime release a trailer for A Recipe for Seduction, but it tweeted out a promotional image featuring Lopez as the beefcake Colonel, and people are losing their minds. “What am I supposed to do with this?” asks a very confused and yet oddly aroused internet.
what has 2020 done to us https://t.co/kUAKKqX1Ta
— jarvis johnson (@jarvis) December 7, 2020
i want to be whatever KFC's chief marketing officer is on https://t.co/T4InMitAqp
— Ryan Mac (@RMac18) December 7, 2020
"In a world full of herbs, she wanted a little spice" https://t.co/846bCSooFq
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) December 7, 2020
Is Pornhub sponsoring this? https://t.co/m3Clra7MeM
— Blake H. (@BlakeHardeman) December 7, 2020
my brain has reached capacity at 11:30am ET, i will not be downloading new information today, be advised https://t.co/yu6SHRVGqL
— emily patterson (@tweetsyall) December 7, 2020
sunday at noon, famously the horniest time of the week https://t.co/W7Vjb8bUtt
— lana schwartz (@_lanabelle) December 7, 2020
Therapist: Sexy Colonel Sanders can't hurt you, he's not real.
— Matt Damon’s Powered Exoskeleton (@punzerdragoon) December 7, 2020
This is what we get for not seeing TENET in theatres… https://t.co/mPyEZOD0Gj
— Ryan McGee (@TVMcGee) December 7, 2020